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The Life of Ogly

 
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PostPosted: Sat Sep 06, 2014 2:44 pm    Post subject: The Life of Ogly Reply with quote

So I started playing the Sims 3, just out of boredom and opportunity. I decided to make an evil character, and after playing for a while, realized that his life is utterly hilarious, and that I wanted to document it. So I'm going to devote this thread to doing just that, and figured some of you might get a kick out of it as well.

Character: Ogly Bognosterfum
Appearance: Dark Hair, wears a dark suit, tie, and top hat everywhere.
Key Traits: Great Cook, Evil, Computer Whiz

- Ogly purchased a small 1 BR house. Made it a very simple layout. Took a job as a policeman. Decided that life's work would entail amassing a large amount of wealth.
Also decided that overall goal of his life would be to kill off all male residents of the town, impregnate all the women, and eventually the entire town would only be populated by his lovers and spawn. As the sims age, the entire town would be descendants of Ogly. At that point, anyone not possessing the "Evil" trait, and being dark haired with blue eyes (like Ogly), would be exterminated, and the Master race will be achieved.

- Devoted early life to learning how to hack, while living off a police paycheck. Experimented with seduction by forming relationships with a young hippie girl and the wife of the richest man in town.

- Convince the married woman to leave her husband. This makes the husband immediately hate Ogly. Ogly learns that the woman lives with her ex-husband, two teenage kids, and father in law in the biggest, awesomest house in town. Ogly wants that house.

- Ogly builds a basement, complete with couch, TV, and Atari.

- While buying books at a bookstore, a random man enounters Ogly and starts a fist-fight. Ogly then smooth talks the man, befriending him enough to invite him over to the house. Once there, they go to the basement to play video games. Ogly leaves the room, then locks the door to the room. The man plays games for a while, before realizing he's alone in a locked room. Over the next couple days, the man frantically searches for an exit, pees on the floor several times, and finally starves to death.

- Ogly quits his job as a cop, because he can now hack to earn money, which he can do at his leisure. The police department does not take back his squad car. He invites his former boss, as well as 3 local guys from the community, over for a house party. He builds a 2nd room in his basement, and installs a toilet. While at the dinner party, he invites the boss and two of the 3 guys to the basement for video games. The boss goes into the 2nd room to use the toilet, and Ogly locks him in. While the other two play games, Ogly locks them in as well. Ogly then goes upstairs to clean up, play a game of chess with the last guest, and say goodnight.

- Ogly asks June (the former married woman) to marry him. She accepts, and Ogly gives up his small home to join her in the mansion on the hill!

- Ogly, now with power over the richest household in the city, liquidates most of the assets in the house. A third floor ballroom (seriously...), is converted into barracks-style sleeping and bathroom quarters for the Shallow family (Junes ex, kids, and inlaws), while Ogly takes over the rest of the house. During this time, Ogly impregnates June, and Meadow (the hippie girl he's still seeing).

- Ogly realizes he accidentally sold his old house when moving to the mansion. With the vast wealth he got from liquidating Shallow family assets, he re-purchases the small lot, and sells off all his prior assets. He then builds the old house into a giant indoor poolhouse, with walls on 3 sides of the pool, a big sound system, and red lighting. He renames the homestead "The Killing Field".

- Realizing that the huge mansion is too small for his growing family, and that there were males present that were not of his bloodline, Ogly sends the ex-husband, father-in-law, and teenage son to the pool house for a swim. As they're swimming, he closes the wall off around the pool. The 3 men drown, and June inherits their belongings.

- June gives birth to Paige Bognosterfum, then gets immediately pregnant again, and gives birth to Tyrion Bognosterfum. Autumn gives birth to another Bognosterfum bastard, and promptly has it taken away by social services because nobody ever feeds it or picks it up off the floor.

- With two babies in the house, Ogly tries to push June and May (the teenage daughter) to care for the babies while he maintains his evil work. He redesigns the entire mansion, so the 2nd floor is all his private quarters, locked off so only he can enter. June, May and the babies cannot enter, and are quartered in separate parts of the house. Ogly realizes that he's expected to care for the two women as well as the babies, so he tries to fix this by immediately divorcing June. This does not work. The crying of the babies continually lowers Ogly's mood, as well as the women, who become incredibly depressed. Since the household is still difficult to maintain, and Ogly's plans of fathering the master race are in jeopardy, he sends June and May for a swim in the Pool House.

- The babies are still here! Ogly is now a single father of two infants. He begins by returning to his plots, while hiring a babysitter and maid to take care of the children and the house. Meanwhile, the Grim Reaper has basically taken up residence at the Pool House, sitting inside listening to music and reading books.

- While trying to walk outside the house one morning, after a fitful night of sleeping through the wails of upset infants, Ogly is told he cannot leave the property with children present, unless he hires a babysitter for the day. Though he considers the sitter again, he realizes that this really limits his flexibility, so he elects to stay in the house and ignore the children while he works on upgrading his computer, oven, sinks, and toilets. He's become quite handy! The children are starving.

- A social worker comes to take away the children. This ironically lowers Ogly's mood. After the social worker takes away the children and scolds Ogly, he attempts to flirt with the social worker. It does not work. Ogly has at this point moved from living in a slum to owning the best house in the city, eliminating the previous residents, and ridding himself of several unwanted children. He will not make the mistake of marrying again. The Pool House waits for fresh blood...

- Meadow arrives unannounced at Ogly's door. Ogly has heard rumors that she has been flirting with his best friend, Nate. Ogly accusses her of cheating, and she gets angry, and no longer wants Ogly's ass. Ogly calls her mother and invites her over. Ogly then "WooHoos" with Meadow's mother. Since you apparently can't impregnate a senior citizen, he asks her to leave.



...more to come!
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PostPosted: Sat Sep 06, 2014 7:28 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

- After an attempted pool party at the Pool House where no guests actually got into the pool, Ogly realized that his own residence would be far better for his world domination business. He converts part of his house into a suitable drowning pool, and invited a group of about 10 local men over. None got in the pool.

- Ogly realized that the social worker that took his children away is in his phone book! He calls her up, invites her to the house, and WooHoo's her. Unfortunately, she is incapable of having children, because her house is too full to accommodate more humans. Ogly prepares a solution for this.

- Ogly realizes that aging could become a problem, as his natural life could end before he's able to dominate the world. He researches and finds a high level food (ambrosia) that could help him stay young forever. However, he needs to work on his cooking, gardening, and fishing to make it. He plants some tomatoes, fires up the stove, and invites another 10 guys over for a house party.

- He sets up the dining room table in a small room on the side of the house, and calls everyone to dinner. When they come in, he leaves and locks the door. Only two guests escape the trap, but one is foolish enough to check out a book in Ogly's library (he has one now!), and gets locked in the library. The last one says "Killer party, dude!" and runs away before Ogly can trap him in the downstairs bathroom.
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PostPosted: Sat Sep 06, 2014 9:15 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

OMG. You totally had me at "pees on the floor several times." That is some of the funniest crap ever!
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PostPosted: Mon Sep 08, 2014 10:59 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

- The very last of the dinner party victims has yet to die, and considering he's only worn a swimsuit and stood in a room with a rug and fireplace for a week, this is impressive. Unfortunately, the rug catches fire (finally!), setting the dude alight. He proceeds to put out the housefire, while ON fire. This seems to go on a VERY long time, and Ogly gets bored, as when you have a house fire, you can't really do much but address the situation (though Lord knows, I tried). Two firefighters show up (interestingly enough, both female), and after they hose down the fireplace and the houseguest, we all leave the room, locking the guest back inside.

- Ogly invites both firefighters to stay the night. One gets woohoo'd in the evening, while the other is locked downstairs. In the morning, Ogly kicks out the first, and woohoo's the second. The guest downstairs catches fire again, and they both come back. This time, the guest wisely escapes the room while the firefighters are there. Ogly sells the fireplace, and the guest turns on the stereo and makes himself lunch in Ogly's kitchen.

- Ogly chance runs into the mother of his 2nd child while on a date with another woman. Meadow decides she's no longer romantically interested in Ogly. Ogly applauds lasting this long. Ogly goes north to a fishing hole, to learn the last skill he needs to make ambrosia. Unfortunately, there is an attractive brunette at the pond, so Ogly forges another relationship, brings her back home, and makes another baby. No fishing accomplished.

- After another few spirited jaunts around town, investigating the love life of the townsfolk, Ogly sets up for another dinner party. This time, he adds swimming pools to several rooms of the house, including the room that will house the dining room table. He invites 10 husbands and fathers. One girlfriend shows up with her suitor, so Ogly goes to great pains to woo her away from the pack, while sealing the others in the room of death. The girl stays for the evening (of course), while several guests go for a swim they never recover from. Unfortunately, the girlfriend, and other woman Ogly has invited over are a little freaked out when the Grim Reaper stops by multiple times (he's on a first name basis with Ogly now), so no WooHoo happens. They still want to go out later, though!
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PostPosted: Tue Sep 09, 2014 9:18 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

- After another fine party, Ogly managed to raise several very fine pepper and garlic plants. He also found the ghost of one of his houseguests making breakfast in his kitchen. So now, he has to track down the ghost's tombstone that dropped when the Grim Reaper took his soul. Usually, Ogly collects these and takes them to a very small, morbid field outside his pool house, but this one is causing him concern.

- After a bit of a review of the house, Ogly discovered he had a telescope ever since he murdered the rich family! He promptly uses it and discovers a new star he named "Bootylicious".

- Ogly managed to find the missing tombstones in the basement! Apparently, the Grim Reaper ran out of space in the room of death, and started storing people's memorials in the crawlspace. Death is apparently a bit of a hoarder.

- Next, he discovers a planet, and names it "Bunghole". He enthuses about Bunghole to his many girlfriends. He gets much Woohoo.

- After mastering his gardening ability (evilly, of course), he catches some goldfish, and then starts a new party! This time, however, two women and one high school girl show up. Determined to not let baby mama's go to waste, Ogly very carefully builds walls around the guests, only capturing one poor female, Hannah, in the pool/dining room of death. Two of the men slip out along with the two women, but thankfully, Ogly manages to coax one into the library, and another into the bathroom. DOORS LOCKED. Oops! Gary Milton managed to make it out too...well, he got locked in the living room. He has a TV to watch while his body withers.

- Good news! Hannah decided to take a swim, and because of the way Ogly set up the pool of death, he was able to wall off the side of the pool facing the other death room, and open the opposite side, allowing her room to escape certain doom!

- Bad news! Hanna is an idiot and drowned despite having an escape route. Ogly considers himself lucky for not allowing her genetic foibles to be passed on to his progeny. Ogly goes to the dog park to pick up some women, and two in a row completely reject him. Ogly reasons that publicly making out with every woman that walks by has hurt his reputation a bit. He's going to start only making advances at women that he gets into his house. If they reject him, they will be unable to leave.
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- Ogly unfortunately realized that after loading back into the game, trapped sims seem to spawn outside their doom rooms! Luckily, the two drowning in the pool continue their MagiKarping, and the one athletic young man is still locked in the bathroom doing push-ups in front of the toilet. Two of the guests, Vaughan and Juston, get walled into an extremely tight new 4x4 room constructed in the middle of the dining room. They basically only have enough room to stand around and occasionally hug. The last, Gary, got tired of sitting in the doom room around plates of rotting food, and beelines for the pool as soon as the corpses are skimmed out. A fresh set of walls went up around the pool.

- Local women are "dumping" Ogly in droves, and it's becoming apparent that he has a horrible reputation...for being seen kissing and holding hands with various women. It's probably a good thing nobody realizes he's killed twenty plus people at this point. One woman named Dorothy dumped him right after he got her pregnant. Joke's on her!
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PostPosted: Sun Sep 14, 2014 4:19 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Ravage wrote:
He enthuses about Bunghole to his many girlfriends. He gets much Woohoo.

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- After a long weekend off, Ogly returns to his business of fishing, gardening, baking, fathering children and murder. After his untimely demise in Ogly's pool, Ogly has managed to romance his wife, Linda. Linda has recently given birth to twins! This is the second set of twins born in the town to Ogly. This might have something to do with him recently investing in some fertility treatments.

- Ogly has fished several piranhas out of a local pond. He makes a note to never go swimming in this town ever again.

- Women that Ogly hasn't even slept with keep accusing him of cheaing. Not quite sure how to take this.

- After buying a stake in the local supermarket, bookstore, and a restaurant, Ogly splurges by hosting an early morning pool party. This time, the guests show up with a wife, sister and child in tow. As the child is male, Ogly ignores him. He attempts to separate out the hot sister, who he had flirted with earlier. However, she accuses him of cheating, slaps his face, and humiliates him in front of his guests. Consequently, when he calls everyone to the table, he walls her in with the rest of them. Women...can't live with them...so wall them into your death chamber.

- After Howard and Flo decide to take a swim, Ogly begrudgingly drowns them. Oddly enough, when the Grim Reaper shows up, he tells the ghost of Flo that her misfortune is not over yet, and far too entertaining, so he brings her back to life! What's more, she reappears outside the house! Ogly gives the Reaper a stern lecture.

- While Archie Dewey slowly starves to death in Ogly's doom room, surrounded by rotting French Toast, his wife Anita calls Ogly and asks to go on a date! Score! Going on a remote date will ensure that if her husband dies, she won't be distracted! However, after getting to the park to meet Anita, Ogly romances her and goes ahead and chances inviting her back to his place. She sets down her toddler, kisses Ogly (now the toddler hates him, but whatevs), and then runs off to join Ogly in his police car, and go back to the mansion. Toddler...? Anyway, Ogly gets Anita back to the mansion and WooHoos her three times. Then he gets the notice that Archie hates him, so he invites Anita to stay the night, asks her to break up with Archie (which she does), and goes downstairs to wave at the newly divorced man as he starves to death...and make pancakes.
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PostPosted: Tue Sep 16, 2014 10:13 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Ravage wrote:

- Women that Ogly hasn't even slept with keep accusing him of cheaing. Not quite sure how to take this.


Stick with that story Mr. Minority Report!
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PostPosted: Wed Sep 17, 2014 1:49 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

- Meadow (Ogly's first mistress) has come full circle, from liking Ogly, to bearing his first child, to hating him, to forgetting him, and now meeting him again (for the first time?) to start the vicious cycle again. She is once again pregnant with Ogly's bastard.

- While playing around with the real estate interface, Ogly accidentally sells the old Pool House again (the Killing Field). This is bad because of the morbidly cramped cemetery he's erected in the side yard of all the townsfolk he's killed. He purchases the house back again at $5K less than he sold it, because even business models are starting to bend to this man's will.

- Ogly has a new plan, thanks to real estate! First, he bought out the local supermarket, so he controls it entirely. He renames it the "Supermarket of Doom" because he's short on creativity right now. He also has the ability to fire employees. After considering this, he reasons that he will let the plebes maintain their jobs for the time being, but woe be to they who spurn him.

- It also becomes evident that money is the only obstacle to Ogly owning LITERALLY every piece of property in town (including the police station and cemetery). In addition to owning the townspeople's genetics, he also plans to own their homes. They can then be evicted at will. This game rocks.
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PostPosted: Tue Oct 14, 2014 9:29 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

this makes me wanna play just to see if I can top the ridiculous life of Olgy
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PostPosted: Tue Oct 14, 2014 2:29 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

I'm on a bit of a hiatus right now, because it got a little dry just fishing, cooking, shagging, repeat. However, there's plenty of fun to be had, and I'm definitely going to return to it soon, and will continue journaling Ogly's exploits!
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PostPosted: Fri Jun 19, 2015 2:05 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

I tried it. Couldn't get into it. I see the potential for hilarity but it took a lot of time to figure the game out and I just wasn't enjoying it much. I bet it would be more fun in a social setting where everything is shouting out stupid suggestions for you to go do.
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