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Toven Forum Noob
Age: 47 Joined: 14 Jun 2006 Posts: 29
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Posted: Sat Oct 09, 2010 8:43 pm Post subject: @%#$ MY dad says |
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In talking with Dan we decided it would be good to post some of the wonderful gems that my Dad drops from time to time. So here is the latest.
My hands shake. They pretty much always have. I handed my dad something and he said. "Good Lord boy your shakin like a dog shittin seeds" |
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Dana Forum Legend
Age: 48 Joined: 24 Jun 2005 Posts: 1618 Location: Right behind you
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Posted: Sat Oct 09, 2010 10:52 pm Post subject: |
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Your dad is full of those -- bring them on! _________________
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Toven Forum Noob
Age: 47 Joined: 14 Jun 2006 Posts: 29
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Posted: Sun Oct 10, 2010 8:33 pm Post subject: |
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Amberlynn and I recently celebrated our 8th anniversary. This reminds me of what my dad told me shortly before we got married. He said "Son when you get married one of two things is going to happen. Either you will be happier than you ever thought possible... Or you only THINK you know what misery is." |
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Toven Forum Noob
Age: 47 Joined: 14 Jun 2006 Posts: 29
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Posted: Tue Oct 12, 2010 7:45 pm Post subject: |
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And the one I hear most often when I am at my parents house.
"Darn You Woman are you medicated again?" |
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Plague Site Admin
Age: 44 Joined: 24 Jun 2005 Posts: 1562 Location: Columbus, Ohio
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Posted: Tue Oct 12, 2010 8:01 pm Post subject: |
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Toven wrote: |
"Darn You Woman are you medicated again?" |
ROFL _________________ "Never fear, I is here!"
Jared Sellars (a.k.a. Plague) |
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Dana Forum Legend
Age: 48 Joined: 24 Jun 2005 Posts: 1618 Location: Right behind you
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Posted: Tue Oct 12, 2010 9:03 pm Post subject: |
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Toven wrote: |
And the one I hear most often when I am at my parents house.
"Darn You Woman are you medicated again?" |
Aye, I have heard this myself from his old man! _________________
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Grand Master Sef Forum Legend
Age: 42 Joined: 24 Jun 2005 Posts: 2439 Location: DERPlahoma
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Posted: Wed Oct 13, 2010 4:00 pm Post subject: |
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ya know, my Dad was never like this. Not sure why. My Grandfather was tho! & I KNOW I'll be like that...hell, I already am. _________________
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Toven Forum Noob
Age: 47 Joined: 14 Jun 2006 Posts: 29
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Posted: Wed Oct 13, 2010 10:15 pm Post subject: |
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My mom was bugging dad to put up border in the living room. Exasperated he looked at mom and said "Woman why is it every time you get an idea it involves me doing work" LOL I swear at times my parents should have their own sitcom |
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Toven Forum Noob
Age: 47 Joined: 14 Jun 2006 Posts: 29
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Posted: Wed Oct 13, 2010 10:22 pm Post subject: |
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I have to give another one. This one isn't funny but is no less profound. After a particularly bad relationship my dad once told me “I hate to say it but it’s true. The only way to truly appreciate a good relationship is to have experienced a bad one.” |
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Toven Forum Noob
Age: 47 Joined: 14 Jun 2006 Posts: 29
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Posted: Wed Nov 17, 2010 5:07 pm Post subject: |
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It has been a while, but i have been busy. Now I will post one that is going to get me in trouble. LOL
One time I was trying to figure out my girlfriend as a teen. My dad asked me what I was doing, and I told him I was trying to make sense of her behavior. He told me “Stop trying son. You can not rationalize that which is not rational… and women are certainly not rational.”
He truly is a wise man. ROFLOL CAN I GET AN AMEN!!
man I am gonna be in SO much trouble for this one. LOL |
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Dana Forum Legend
Age: 48 Joined: 24 Jun 2005 Posts: 1618 Location: Right behind you
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Posted: Wed Nov 17, 2010 6:39 pm Post subject: |
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I cannot confirm nor deny this. Also, I have no idea who this "Toven" fellow is. _________________
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Toven Forum Noob
Age: 47 Joined: 14 Jun 2006 Posts: 29
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Posted: Wed Nov 17, 2010 6:42 pm Post subject: |
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Dana wrote: |
I cannot confirm nor deny this. Also, I have no idea who this "Toven" fellow is. |
SURE Dana. You know that kind of talk makes you sound like a Politician. LOL |
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Grand Master Sef Forum Legend
Age: 42 Joined: 24 Jun 2005 Posts: 2439 Location: DERPlahoma
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Posted: Thu Nov 18, 2010 4:24 pm Post subject: |
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Toven wrote: |
It has been a while, but i have been busy. Now I will post one that is going to get me in trouble. LOL
One time I was trying to figure out my girlfriend as a teen. My dad asked me what I was doing, and I told him I was trying to make sense of her behavior. He told me “Stop trying son. You can not rationalize that which is not rational… and women are certainly not rational.”
He truly is a wise man. ROFLOL CAN I GET AN AMEN!!
man I am gonna be in SO much trouble for this one. LOL |
amen, brotha _________________
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Toven Forum Noob
Age: 47 Joined: 14 Jun 2006 Posts: 29
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Posted: Thu Nov 18, 2010 7:04 pm Post subject: |
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See Dana at least SOMEONE is with me. LOL |
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Grand Master Sef Forum Legend
Age: 42 Joined: 24 Jun 2005 Posts: 2439 Location: DERPlahoma
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Posted: Sat Nov 20, 2010 2:10 pm Post subject: |
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Toven wrote: |
See Dana at least SOMEONE is with me. LOL |
he's just not married yet. being married is awesome but there are rules you must learn for the marriage to be awesome. your Dad's quote is one of those rules. _________________
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