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[Erik Dodd]

Just got this in an email, I just had to share it with you guys.


MASTERCARD wedding

This is a true story about a recent wedding that took place at
Clemson University. It was in the local newspaper and even Jay
Leno mentioned it on his Tonight Show. It was a huge wedding with
about 300 guests.

After the wedding at the reception the groom got up on stage
with a microphone to talk to the crowd. He said he wanted to
thank everyone for coming, many from long distances, to support
them at their wedding. He especially wanted to thank the bride's
family and his family and to thank his new father-in-law for
providing such a lavish reception.

As a token of his deep appreciation he said he wanted to give
everyone a special gift just from him. So taped to the bottom of
everyone's chair, including the wedding party, was a manila
envelope. He said this was his gift to everyone, and asked them
to open their envelope. Inside each manila envelope was an 8x10
glossy of his bride having sex with the best man. The groom had
gotten suspicious of them weeks earlier and had hired a private
detective to tail them.

After just standing there, just watching the guests' reactions
for a couple of minutes, he turned to the best man
and said,"F--- you!" Then he turned to his bride and said, "F--- you!"
Then he turned to the dumbfounded crowd and said, "I'm outta
here." He had the Marriage annulled first thing the next morning.
While most people would have canceled the wedding
immediately after finding out about the
affair, this guy goes through with the charade, as if nothing were
wrong.

His revenge ... making the bride's parents pay over $32,000 for a
300 guest wedding and reception, and best of all, trashing the
bride's and best man's reputations in front of 300 friends and
family members. This guy has balls the size of church bells. Do
you think we might get a MasterCard "priceless"
commercial out of this?

Elegant wedding reception for 300 family members
and friends.............$32,000. Wedding photographs commemorating
the occasion.............................$ 3,000. Deluxe two
week honeymoon accommodations in
Maui..........................$ 8,500. The look on everyone's face
when they see the 8x10 glossy of the bride humping the bestman..........Priceless.

There are some things money can't buy, for
everything else there's MASTERCARD.
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[Plague]

WOW

That is both the funniest and the worst thing, I have seen in awhile... OMG


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[Erik Dodd]

I posted this on my xanga and Ryan Long told me it was fake ! I'm so disappointed. Now I wouldn't do the sleeping around but the whole revenge bit I'd do in a heart beat, that's just funny.
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